captainswanouat:

captain swan hiatus meme » ten scenes [7/10]
               ∟ 2x12 :: deleted jello scene

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cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

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takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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thecutestofthecute:

English Bulldog puppy at the sea

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notsira:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

I used to go around at night and put random quotation marks on signs around my town

Walk-ins “welcome”

Buy one “get” one free

Watch the “game” here (quotations also good around watch and here)

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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